sparrowsinthegutters:

Accurate description of my everyday life.

fossil-brains:

Would. 

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richwhitelesbian:

the story of my life is titled “Being Rich And Drinking A Lot With My Friends On Weekends While Surrounded By Strange And Beautiful Women” but the twist end is that i was dreaming the whole time while in a coma after trying to kill myself

vraae:

if i ever became a hooker

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jfpll:

I’m going to do something like this. To be updated in 20 years, when I’m a diabetic, amputee, carcinogenic, HIV positive, epileptic, schizophrenic, homeless, indentured servant mess.

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lhommerun:

This bitch.

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